This Is Why We’re Fat #271

Okay, so it’s not the 271st time I’ve posted an example of why we Americans are fat… BUT I’ve said these words about at least 270 previous examples, so please just play along.

Not-So-Wise Guy Burger

Come on, Red Robin, seriously?  The ground beef isn’t enough artery-clogging goodness — let’s pile on some mozzarella sticks, aka FAT STICKS. Still not enough? Okay, here’s some pepperoni to really let your bowels know you fucking hate them. God help us.

THIS IS WHY WE’RE FAT.

P.S.  Did you know that your kid’s public school lunch service gets to count “mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce” as a grain, a dairy, and as a vegetable?  We’re so smart!  Yay!